I want to take this opportunity to say one word to you. The word dates back to a long time ago and was invented by a man, probably in Norway. He lived with his mother and had his own room. This word means a lot to me as I think I have said it more than any other word ever, so to say the relationship is "strong" between us is an understatement. This word appeared on the June 5th 1976 showing of "Blankity Blank" (not the remake, obviously). Had one failed marriage with June Sarpong, for reasons to do with teeth, and was awarded with a knighthood by the Queen when that other guy that no-one thinks deserved it got one. So, without further ado...

"Hello"... this is your life!